Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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