I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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