I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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