Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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