i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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