i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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