That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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