well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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