WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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