They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Congratulations! We have a period
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