you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I would ride that face into the sunset
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize
