is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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