In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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