Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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