it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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