I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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