can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
