so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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