do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Randomize
