I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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