What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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