My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's even glitter on my cock...
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