Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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