You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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