I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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