Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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