so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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