But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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