I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
