Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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