found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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