i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
