I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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