I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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