Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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