dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
God I need to hump something, right now.
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