One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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