My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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