We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
