and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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