He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Are we still banned from the library?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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