i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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