is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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