You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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