I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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