brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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