i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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