Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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