Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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