So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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