I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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