Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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