I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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