Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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