"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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