Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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